I am such a nerd

Newsflash: I am a NERD.

Okay, so maybe not such a newsflash to those of you that know me. I mean like really know me, know me.

I have been reflecting on the things that have been making me laugh this week, and I have got to say, wow. So random. So crazy. So odd…the list keeps rolling. I guess that is what keeps life interesting. For instance:

I have had parts of the song Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen in my head for the past two days, AND I feel the need to randomly burst out in song in random places.

Stupid jokes have been making me almost pee my pants this week
(maybe it’s not so much a nerd problem as a bladder problem? No, strike that, Diabetic. Got it.) This is not limited to spoken jokes, but also pictures posted online and other random things I have come across on the web this week.

I have the urge to laugh or find things funny at ALL the wrong moments this week. I think my timing is just off this week altogether as a whole.

Slight backstory - My team-wthin-a-team at work loves to prank each other. I came into work this morning to find my chair trigger-locked to my desk.

I am not sure if my coworker realized that he gave me a faulty lock or not, but I was able to twist and wiggle the ends apart to undo the lock and free my chair (mind you, this was in retaliation for my assist in spider-wrapping this coworker’s computer laptop docking station and phone…).Which also raises the question, how sturdy or reliable are these things that we have in stores…hmm…



For your entertainment:

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...

See, you totally needed that just as much as I did. I hope you air guitar-ed enough. Go big or go home, man.